After months of leaks, the Popeyes meal is upon us. Here are the official product descriptions:
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Freddy Fazbear Deluxe Box ($12.99*) : 3 pieces of Popeyes classic or spicy mouthwatering chicken tenders topped with a savory garlic parmesan rub, served with warm, garlic crusted Cheesy Bites and a marinara dipping sauce, a Cupcake Cup and a beverage to wash it all down
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Freddy Fazbear Box ($7.99*): 3 pieces of Popeyes classic or spicy mouthwatering chicken tenders topped with a savory garlic parmesan rub, served with warm, garlic crusted Cheesy Bites and a marinara dipping sauce
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Cheesy Bites with Marinara Sauce ($3.99): Lightly hand-breaded, garlic crusted cheese curds made with white cheddar cheese and fried to golden perfection. Served warm with one cup of rich marinara sauce
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Cupcake Cup ($3.99): A moist, strawberry flavored cake topped with sweet pink icing
While I’m fond of Popeyes’ crazy good sandwiches and their Mardi Gras Mustard (which they NEVER give me because they say their menu just lists ‘mustard’ so they give me Wild Honey Mustard instead, Popeyes fix your fucking in-store heads up displays.), this doesn’t really strike as anything interesting besides the custom boxes you can have rot and mold in your house for a few years, still growing Faz-Goo in the grease stains left behind.
Maybe Movie 3 will get us a Pizza Hut promotion or something, or maybe that ghost kitchen they tried partnering with a few years ago had a non-compete clause for 10 years and we’re just doomed.
A CEC ‘tuber has reviewed the meal if you don’t dare to leave the house, but if you do lets review down below!
P.S.: the first person to make wiki articles for the entire promotion and its menu items gets a gold star.